UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
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UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by kurdaps! Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:59 am
Operator: 'Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your...'
Customer: 'Helloo, can I order..'
Operator : 'Can I have your multi UAE identity card number first, Sir?'
Customer: 'It's eh..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610'
Operator : 'OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?'
Customer: 'Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : 'We are connected to the system Sir'
Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza...'
Operator : 'That's not a good idea Sir'
Customer: 'How come?'
Operator : 'According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir'
Customer: 'What?... What do you recommend then?'
Operator : 'Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it'
Customer: 'How do you know for sure?'
Operator : 'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week Sir'
Customer: 'OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?'
Operator : 'That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99'
Customer: 'Can I pay by credit card?'
Operator : 'I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.'
Customer: 'I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives'
Operator : 'You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today'
Customer: 'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?'
Operator : 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle...'
Customer: 'What!'
Operator : 'According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123...'
Customer: '????'
Operator : 'Is there anything else Sir?'
Customer: 'Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?'
Operator : 'We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... '
Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^
Operator : 'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?'
Customer: 'Helloo, can I order..'
Operator : 'Can I have your multi UAE identity card number first, Sir?'
Customer: 'It's eh..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610'
Operator : 'OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?'
Customer: 'Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : 'We are connected to the system Sir'
Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza...'
Operator : 'That's not a good idea Sir'
Customer: 'How come?'
Operator : 'According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir'
Customer: 'What?... What do you recommend then?'
Operator : 'Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it'
Customer: 'How do you know for sure?'
Operator : 'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week Sir'
Customer: 'OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?'
Operator : 'That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99'
Customer: 'Can I pay by credit card?'
Operator : 'I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.'
Customer: 'I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives'
Operator : 'You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today'
Customer: 'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?'
Operator : 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle...'
Customer: 'What!'
Operator : 'According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123...'
Customer: '????'
Operator : 'Is there anything else Sir?'
Customer: 'Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?'
Operator : 'We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... '
Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^
Operator : 'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?'
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by ERICK Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:04 am
totoo ba to ser? galing ah...
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by Crainelee Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:13 am
Walaneeee...... grabe naman pag ganyan ang operator ma systema sobra. hehehhee...
"Bawal ang PorK"
"Bawal ang PorK"
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by mammoo_03 Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:16 am
walang lusot ah, hehehehe!!!
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by Guest Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:19 am
Grabe nmn to..Prang wala ka ng privacy...tsk tsk tsk! 
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by torvicz Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:22 am
funny...yeah!
but it's a real pain in the ass for us here in Dubai!!!!
haaaaaayyy...
but it's a real pain in the ass for us here in Dubai!!!!
haaaaaayyy...
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by Guest Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:24 am
TEKA!! joke 'to dito sa Singapore ah..
because of the IC system .. (identification card)
jalan kayu is a place where to eat nice chicken rice ..!!!
because of the IC system .. (identification card)
jalan kayu is a place where to eat nice chicken rice ..!!!
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by tribal_tuesday Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:27 am
hehehe. i remember the movie "The Island"
If this really happen, life would be "F@%#^ed"
If this really happen, life would be "F@%#^ed"
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by nomeradona Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:27 am
hahahahahahaa... hanep/
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by Crainelee Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:32 am
KettleRenderer wrote:TEKA!! joke 'to dito sa Singapore ah..
because of the IC system .. (identification card)
jalan kayu is a place where to eat nice chicken rice ..!!!
Mare Pang SG na joke bout s IC.. hehhehehe
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by dickie_ilagan Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:35 am
magandang system yan..
especially isang id lang ang dala mo and everything speaks from it...
malabong mangyari yan sa pinas... daming red tape bago ma aaprove ang ganyang system...
hope mawala na rin... soon..
especially isang id lang ang dala mo and everything speaks from it...
malabong mangyari yan sa pinas... daming red tape bago ma aaprove ang ganyang system...
hope mawala na rin... soon..
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by torvicz Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:38 am
dickie_ilagan wrote:magandang system yan..
especially isang id lang ang dala mo and everything speaks from it...
malabong mangyari yan sa pinas... daming red tape bago ma aaprove ang ganyang system...
hope mawala na rin... soon..
sa pinas?!@!@!
bagong raket lang yan sa recto! hahaha
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by torvicz Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:41 am
dickie_ilagan wrote:magandang system yan..
especially isang id lang ang dala mo and everything speaks from it...
malabong mangyari yan sa pinas... daming red tape bago ma aaprove ang ganyang system...
hope mawala na rin... soon..
ganda nga ung concept dude pero ung
pagkuha ang pahirap samin e....una may bayad
pangalawa napaka tight ng deadlyn kase kulang sa awareness
ang mga expat d2! ngayon parang nagulo ang mundo ng mga tao d2
dahil gang katapusan lng ng dec ang deadlyn....
haaaaaaaayyyyy...
pain in the ass talaga!
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by kurdaps! Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:49 am
KettleRenderer wrote:TEKA!! joke 'to dito sa Singapore ah..
because of the IC system .. (identification card)
jalan kayu is a place where to eat nice chicken rice ..!!!
It is goin' to happen here now O. Jedi..........................very soooooooon!!!
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by Guest Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:53 am
kaya nga ayoko mag PR e.. kce pag PR mey ID na rin ..
e pano pag mey ganyan system na ....
mabibisto ako!!! ako at ang mga kagagahan ko .. tsk tsk tsk!
e pano pag mey ganyan system na ....
mabibisto ako!!! ako at ang mga kagagahan ko .. tsk tsk tsk!
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by kurdaps! Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:55 am
Ang maswerte dito...yung mga labuorers! Madali lang ma-deliver yung order nila!
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by dickie_ilagan Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:31 am
iwas TNT din yang id... lagot ang overstayed aliens..
siguradong sisipain kau palabas ng dubai at pabalik ng pinas
siguradong sisipain kau palabas ng dubai at pabalik ng pinas
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by kurdaps! Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:33 am
dickie_ilagan wrote:iwas TNT din yang id... lagot ang overstayed aliens..
siguradong sisipain kau palabas ng dubai at pabalik ng pinas
You hit it! That is one of the reason. The rest is history....
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by pakunat Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:03 am
good stuff. ok lang maging pr chie. ano ka ba... apply ako citizenship ngaun december...
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by torvicz Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:45 am
kurdapya wrote:dickie_ilagan wrote:iwas TNT din yang id... lagot ang overstayed aliens..
siguradong sisipain kau palabas ng dubai at pabalik ng pinas
You hit it! That is one of the reason. The rest is history....
ganun n nga mangyayari nyan...
kawawa rin kung iisipin mo ung mga may mga obligasyon dyan satin sa pinas..
tapos nagbebenta lng kakanin d2 sa dubai...o ung iba pavisit visa lang nga e..
pero cge parin ang kayod...
sana kung mga "pokpok" lng na intsik ang tatamaan e..ok lng...
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by dickie_ilagan Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:56 am
torvicz wrote:kurdapya wrote:dickie_ilagan wrote:iwas TNT din yang id... lagot ang overstayed aliens..
siguradong sisipain kau palabas ng dubai at pabalik ng pinas
You hit it! That is one of the reason. The rest is history....
ganun n nga mangyayari nyan...
kawawa rin kung iisipin mo ung mga may mga obligasyon dyan satin sa pinas..
tapos nagbebenta lng kakanin d2 sa dubai...o ung iba pavisit visa lang nga e..
pero cge parin ang kayod...
sana kung mga "pokpok" lng na intsik ang tatamaan e..ok lng...
pwedeng mamasukan sau as janitor... hehehehehe
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by torvicz Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:59 am
dickie_ilagan wrote:torvicz wrote:kurdapya wrote:dickie_ilagan wrote:iwas TNT din yang id... lagot ang overstayed aliens..
siguradong sisipain kau palabas ng dubai at pabalik ng pinas
You hit it! That is one of the reason. The rest is history....
ganun n nga mangyayari nyan...
kawawa rin kung iisipin mo ung mga may mga obligasyon dyan satin sa pinas..
tapos nagbebenta lng kakanin d2 sa dubai...o ung iba pavisit visa lang nga e..
pero cge parin ang kayod...
sana kung mga "pokpok" lng na intsik ang tatamaan e..ok lng...
pwedeng mamasukan sau as janitor... hehehehehe
nyah! anubayun?!
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by torvicz Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:15 am
dickie_ilagan wrote:torvicz wrote:kurdapya wrote:dickie_ilagan wrote:iwas TNT din yang id... lagot ang overstayed aliens..
siguradong sisipain kau palabas ng dubai at pabalik ng pinas
You hit it! That is one of the reason. The rest is history....
ganun n nga mangyayari nyan...
kawawa rin kung iisipin mo ung mga may mga obligasyon dyan satin sa pinas..
tapos nagbebenta lng kakanin d2 sa dubai...o ung iba pavisit visa lang nga e..
pero cge parin ang kayod...
sana kung mga "pokpok" lng na intsik ang tatamaan e..ok lng...
pwedeng mamasukan sau as janitor... hehehehehe
you have no idea dude kung ganu kalaking istorbo yang id na yan....
naku! kung nandito ka lang cguro susumpain mo yan...hehehe
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Re: UAE National ID System--its a FACT!!
by kurdaps! Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:26 am
torvicz wrote:dickie_ilagan wrote:torvicz wrote:kurdapya wrote:dickie_ilagan wrote:iwas TNT din yang id... lagot ang overstayed aliens..
siguradong sisipain kau palabas ng dubai at pabalik ng pinas
You hit it! That is one of the reason. The rest is history....
ganun n nga mangyayari nyan...
kawawa rin kung iisipin mo ung mga may mga obligasyon dyan satin sa pinas..
tapos nagbebenta lng kakanin d2 sa dubai...o ung iba pavisit visa lang nga e..
pero cge parin ang kayod...
sana kung mga "pokpok" lng na intsik ang tatamaan e..ok lng...
pwedeng mamasukan sau as janitor... hehehehehe
you have no idea dude kung ganu kalaking istorbo yang id na yan....
naku! kung nandito ka lang cguro susumpain mo yan...hehehe
--i love dubai--
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