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Ghost Sex...(this is true...)
by torvicz Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:46 am
A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
About 40 students raise their hands.
That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
About 15 students raise their hand.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
Three students raise their hands.
That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'
Ahmed replied, "Shit, from back there I thought you said "Goats."
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
About 40 students raise their hands.
That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
About 15 students raise their hand.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
Three students raise their hands.
That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'
Ahmed replied, "Shit, from back there I thought you said "Goats."
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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)
by torvicz Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:52 am
whey09 wrote:natawa ako dito bro! hahahaha!
Ako rin, kaya share ko agad.
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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)
by bobpen Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:57 am
waaa! goat pala! seryoso ko pa namang binasa hehe! pero infairness natawa ko dun ha. galing sir!
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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)
by torvicz Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:02 am
bobpen wrote:waaa! goat pala! seryoso ko pa namang binasa hehe! pero infairness natawa ko dun ha. galing sir!
Ang buong akala ko talaga seryoso tong kwento na to! hmp!
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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)
by krizaliehs07 Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:12 am
hahahahahhaaha 
nakaka tawa sir galing
nakaka tawa sir galing
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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)
by lei23 Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:35 am
Nyahahahaa...kala ko seryoso..hehehe
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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)
by zdesign Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:19 am
wahihihi, totoo nga wala silang magawa e.
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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)
by brodger Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:23 am
nyahaha..tanggal stress ko dun ah.. 
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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)
by flooatz Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:25 am
nice sir... akala ko sa huli may scientific explanation... na bokya pla..
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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)
by torvicz Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:45 am
kaLbo wrote:hahaha... basta sex basa agad...
hahaha, yun na!
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Re: Ghost Sex...(this is true...)
by chAnRy Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:31 pm
LOL! Kaya pala ganun reaction niya... Hehe...torvicz wrote:The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin,....
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