"Employee Happiness Kits Now Available"
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"Employee Happiness Kits Now Available"
by torvicz Sun May 10, 2009 4:51 am
NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES!
All personnel will now be required to look happy while working. Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.
Workloads getting to you?
Feeling stressed?
Too many priorities and assignments?
Here is the new low-cost, Company-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!
Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands.
(See Fig 1.)
Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.
Fig. 2
Apply as shown in Fig 3.
Fig 3.
Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!
The Management
All personnel will now be required to look happy while working. Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.
Workloads getting to you?
Feeling stressed?
Too many priorities and assignments?
Here is the new low-cost, Company-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!
Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands.
(See Fig 1.)
Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.
Fig. 2
Apply as shown in Fig 3.
Fig 3.
Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!
The Management
torvicz- Sgt. Pepper
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Re: "Employee Happiness Kits Now Available"
by kurdaps! Sun May 10, 2009 4:53 am
Sir Torvicz...di ba ikaw yan? 
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Re: "Employee Happiness Kits Now Available"
by torvicz Sun May 10, 2009 4:53 am
kurdaps! wrote:Sir Torvicz...di ba ikaw yan?
nyah!!! hahaha
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Re: "Employee Happiness Kits Now Available"
by pixelburn Sun May 10, 2009 6:03 am
heheheh!
ayus to ah!!!! mukhang kailangan ko nyan!!!! hehehe!
ayus to ah!!!! mukhang kailangan ko nyan!!!! hehehe!
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Re: "Employee Happiness Kits Now Available"
by reggie0711 Sun May 10, 2009 6:48 am
mukhng masakit yn ah sir... 
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Re: "Employee Happiness Kits Now Available"
by arkimead_21 Mon May 11, 2009 3:41 am
whahhahahaayos to ah
panalo!!!
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Re: "Employee Happiness Kits Now Available"
by aldrinv2 Tue May 12, 2009 4:56 am
Kahit matanggal ka happy pa rin.. he he
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Re: "Employee Happiness Kits Now Available"
by chieo_77 Tue May 12, 2009 11:09 am
hahahaha reminds me of a dental headgear i used to wear nung elementary ... 
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