A Fairy Tale for Men
A Fairy Tale for Men
by artedesenyo Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:03 am
A Fairy Tale for Men (with apologies to, er, well, oh, never mind...)
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever afterand rode motorcycles and banged skinny, long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank, whisky, beer, and Captain Morgan rum and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fookin' cool as hell and he had tons of money and left the toilet seat up.
The End.
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever afterand rode motorcycles and banged skinny, long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank, whisky, beer, and Captain Morgan rum and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fookin' cool as hell and he had tons of money and left the toilet seat up.
The End.
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